🚽 Flushin’ Friday: Shower Thoughts & Sprinkler Crimes

💡 Tip of the Week: “The Shower Head Cold Shoulder”

If your once glorious morning shower now feels like a passive-aggressive drizzle, your shower head may be clogged with mineral buildup.

Here’s how to patch things up:

  • Remove the head and soak it in vinegar overnight (or attach a vinegar-filled bag around it)

  • Scrub it with an old toothbrush (your ex’s, if you’re still bitter)

  • Reinstall, crank the heat, and bask in the redemption arc

🧼 Bonus: Your scalp will thank you.

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Sediment builds up like bad reality TV slowly, then all at once.

A good flush can:

  • Heat water faster

  • Extend your unit’s life

  • Lower your energy bill

  • Prevent your morning shower from feeling emotionally damaging

📞 Call now to grab one of our May slots — only $89!

It’s the best deal we’ve run this year.

🧰 Maintenance Minute: Sprinkler Warfare

If your sprinklers are:

  • Spraying the fence instead of the lawn

  • Flooding the neighbor’s cat

  • Or refusing to rotate like they’re unionizing…

It’s time for a tune-up:

  • Clean the nozzles

  • Adjust the spray angle

  • Replace broken heads

  • Check for underground leaks (that brown patch? It’s trying to tell you something)

One Call = backyard hero status.

💧 New Service Spotlight:

We now install reverse osmosis systems and whole home water filters.

Your water should taste like water not metal, minerals, or mystery.

🎯 Special pricing for the first 19 customers who book.

Reply to this email or call 480-663-2255 to claim your spot.

😂 Leaky Laugh of the Week:

Why did the plumber get promoted?

He rose to the surface under pressure.

📸 Weird Thing We Found This Week:

We removed a hose bib cover and found a tiny handwritten note inside that just said:

“Don’t trust Greg.”

We don’t know who Greg is. But we’re watching him.

🧰 One Call Corner

Sprinklers, shower heads, mystery notes, haunted water heaters — we do it all.

📞 Mention “Flushin’ Friday” and get 10% off any service call this week.

Because when weird plumbing problems strike… One Call is all it takes.

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Thanks for reading. Same time next week? We’ll bring the puns. You bring the plumbing problems.

– The One Call Plumbing Team

📞 480-663-2255 | 💻 azplumbers.com

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